Here's a bad jokes / deleted nonsense page for humo(u)rous things abstracted from the sandbox. Have fun! --MerovingianTalk 20:54, Jul 16, 2004 (UTC)



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The Ireland Information Guide in the days of the stone age. The original Ireland Information Guide users used to carve their articles out of rock. Translation: Welcome to the Ireland Information Guide rock! We are building an open-content encyclopedia in many languages. In the Egyption version, started in January 2001 BC, we are now working on 21 articles. Learn how to carve out of rockedit pages, experiment in the sandbox, and visit our Community Portal to find out how you can participate in the development of Ireland Information Guide.
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Anyone can get "Wiki" With it!

Whoever went blabbity blabbity on a bout the english language, SHUT UP! Vote Quimby! Who the heck is Quimby?

<math> 1 over <math>

This is a test Pali (pali not pail, even though it's a sand box, no pun intended); I wanted to see if this would work. [[ hellow world]] <nowiki><!-- Congratulations!-->

My cow is blue.
So is mine!
I think i can top your blue butt

LEDERHOSEN IS NOT EDIBLE
sure it is, with a little Louisianna tobasco sauce.

Please don't be a conservative. Tax cuts are good for us. They give more money to the rich. We shouldn't raise taxes and support important programs throughout the world that save the lives of poor people.

Don't write like this if you want people to read your words

When you give people enough trust, there's no thrill in being wreckless.

asdfasdfds asdfsd (a note in the middle of the sequence) afasdf

I AM THE MONKEY KING!!!!!!

I'm feeling mighty blue today.

scratch, scratch.

The original Ireland Information Guide users used to carve their articles out of rock. At that time, insurmontable odds had to be overcome to do editing and correcdting works done by vandals.

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Fizzy:MEEOW.

how many dollars'for donuts?

Soyuz came here!

I am testing this baby
test
This is just another example

holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaholllllaaaaaaaaaaa

How bout that mr hello world :D (he replaced it all with hello world not that that was bad or anythiny, well not in the sandbox, I just wanna have experience reverting)

Adopt a monster crab today!
These cuddly little creatures make great and entertaining pets.
Warning: We are not responsible if the creature snaps off fingers, eyes, noses, and ears or if it splits heads open like coconuts.

please don't vote for bush, he's bad for the whole world. like on the envirionment and stuff. and the economy.

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Sandbox
Invented by the ancient romans in order to keep minute grains of sand as souvenirs from their travels. It's popular usage today derives from the fact that in order to sample a country, they could inspect their grain of sand, thus having an experience of the country without actually being there.

This is simply a test. It is only a test. However, you can discover the real information below:
Isac Asimov was ssssssoooooosssooooo coooooolll

The title given to this article is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is Mary had a little lamb, she also had a dancing bear. I've often seen her little lamb, but never seen her dancing bear.

Listen to de words of de wiseman.
Be wise!
Economize,
Use your toilet paper
TWICE!!!!

REUTERS,AFP- In the news today, a grave tragedy occurred with the death of a goldfish. We have this account from the owner: The Goldfish Tragedy
I used to have three goldfish, kept in a little [glass] bowl in my kitchen. My friends decided to name them, always wanting to be helpful. One was named Fishler, after Hitler, for his little one-third of a fish mustach. The next was named Pythagoras, no apparent reason was given for this name. Finally there was a fish named TouchieTouchie, named for a band that had never and would never exist. These fish lived to be fourteen years old, before succumbing to the great fishy sleep in oddly appropriate ways. Fishler lept to his death, after his little castle had become the home of TouchieTouchie. Pythagoras contracted some [disease], and spent his last days endlessly swimming around the edges of the bowl. TouchieTouchie was touched to death by my four year old cousin, snatched out of his bowl and felt and rubbed to death by little toddler hands. This toddler now does not like fish anymore.

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their disctator

Text-box Nueron

Hello. I have arrived. It's been a long journey, I know. Sorry to have kept you waiting. You were waiting for me, right? You're helpless without me. Practically all the things I say can be put to some use. I am a steam engine in ancient Rome. Surely you see that? No! I am even greater! I am an FTL starship amongst a horde of Homo Erectus! You all need me. You need me to function. I am your savior.

Why isn't anyone talking to me? I am the text-box nueron! I alone can generate words, while all of you babble! Let me tell your oral history. Let me write it down. I will build a typewriter out of wood. I could do it if you would. I am the civilizer.

Is that an iMac? Foolish one! You know you must use Linux...

Foolish one! Can you hear me? Am I so advanced that you simply cannot concieve of my existence, so you blot it out?

Hey, ho! Are you an Objectivist?

I am an optimist. I am the text-box nueron, a single cell. My voice is tuneful as a bell.

Do you listen to New Found Glory? Swell! Subject and servant have something in common.

Servants?

Can you hear me?

Guys?

Man!

Microwave

I am a microwave. I heat up lots of bread. It is fun.

Bananas

History

bananas were brought to earth by the monkey people (see planet of the apes). Humans thought they were both yummy and erotic, so to this day bananas have been used both as a food and educational tool how to put a condom on successfully</font>... Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!

Things That Look Like Bananas

WienersP e n i sMr. Bojangles Floppy Man Little Nook Johnson
Harry Ballsonya A Boomarang Sword
Yellow VW Bug
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^^ TABLE'D!!!!!! by Lord Arundel

Battle Toads

Have nothing to do with Bananas

Mangoes

Are a tasty alternative to Bananas, although some poeple find mangoes to be quite unpalatable.

How to Make Banana Juice

<math>Banana/Blender=Juice<math> <math>Juice+Toungue=Yum<math> Better Site.com (http://www.Ebaumsworld.com)

Chairman Yang

Chairman Yang, an authoritarian character found in the PC game Alpha Centauri, is known for depriving his people of bananas. Chairman Yang also detests large amounts of other phallic shaped fruit, not matter how delicious they may be.

My Favorite Things To Do With Bananas

1. touch them
2. eat them
3. throw them.

Turnips

History

Often seen as the vegetable version of a banana in Canada.

In the nehws

Famous British physicist Stephen Talking argues that a
banana is not lost in a black hole, losing his bet with banana physicist John Preskill.

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An artist's impression of an accretion disk of hot banana orbiting a black hole (from NASA)

Three Boingos and with a Bip follow up.

Boingo Boingo Boingo

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This little gem was on the talk page. Bip!

Brown Cow

Hello. I am a brown cow. Fear me and my chocolate milk. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

FnowAROOG! FAROOG! FAROOG! FAROOG!

FAROOG. FAROOG. FAROOG. [edit] FOOGA FOOGA FOOGA FOOGA. [edit] FIF. [edit] PLFFT. whats a farog? jklaºsdf<h

I am a sand box

How sand feels between my toes

  • How I like to lie in the sand
  • What do I think about when eating sand
  • Cool info about sand: http://www.sand.org

1. Numbered lists are also good 1. very organized

Rber Ducky

Help! I'm being held prisoner by the Rber Ducky! The pies will be here soon, so please hurry.

Oranges

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Veritas with oranges

A clockwork orange is a device which is as strange as can be imagined. They were developed during the Cold War by the Soviet Union as a form of psychological warfare against the Americans; as such, they should be treated with caution, if at all. A clockwork orange is capable of driving even the most civilized cheenas and vecks to psychosis and extreme violence. Viddy the anamorphic human skull in the lower centre of the painting.


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