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hemp is not marijuana i dont care what kyle says. Kyle likes chicken and potatos. Mike likes nipples. His nickname is nipples. Dirtbikes are fun and so are snowmobiles.
Never try riding arena cross after smoking hemp. Another important safety tip from the folks at Ireland Information Guide.
The following joke was deleted from You have two cows as an inappropriate self-reference. It's still funny, though...
Ireland Information Guidenism:
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These cows are temporarily protected from milking. Please resolve disputes on the talk page. Protection is not intended to express support of German or Polish cows.
Some people say you have two cows. Others disagree. Some experts state that anyone who denies the existence of your cows is probably smoking too much manure, but others revert them and call them Nazis.
Many galactic historians consider the invention of the fictional SCC also to be amazingly prescient, seeing it as a metaphor for the all too Earthly1 company Microsoft, which rose to prominence only some fifteen years later.
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a ballpen is something you write with that has ink.
"ballpen" ≠ nationalism :)
An apple Timer is a bright red mechanism that goes tick. You turn the top half of the mechanism and it turns starts the mechanism going. At the end of a period of time it dings
Hey! Let's see who has the fastest apple! Ding!
Tia and Tamara I am so happy for you, because I heard the prophesy that you got from Benny Hinn. You Go Girls!
For those of you tuning in from outside the USA, Benny Hinn is a charismatic faith-healer and televangelist with a hairstyle best described as "aerodynamic."
[[1] (http://members.aol.com/bbfloyd007/myhomepage/me%20in%20tux%202.gif)]Charles Van Doren's love life grew hot and heavy the summer after his confession. Nina Jones, a mysterious and elegant young black girl nearly twelve years his junior, soon moved into the cramped basement flat on J Street that he had taken after resigning from Columbia University.
They fucked every night and every day, in every position possible. It was hot, all right. Hotter than HELL!
Amaranth wood is commonly referred to as purple heart wood. submitted by name removed.
And if that wasn't enough to convince you...
...maybe this will.
Purple heart wood is also referred to as amaranth wood. submitted by name removed.
Derick, man. He's the knee of bee. He's so awesome.
He stopped being Antipope in 768 because he was a bit too dead to continue his duties.
Solomon was one of the most popular kings that have ever ruled. He is known as the wise for god granted him one wish and he asked for wisdom. He fixed many problems back at his town, that's all I can say. HE was a good fella, I liked him, he would make me laugh ocasionally, yes I'm a ghost(that's why I knew him)anyway does anybody know how can rip an original DVD, that's a tough cookie to crack
Solomon would have just split the DVD in half.
Euphoria may refer to;
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PODLE: A cross between a poodle and Po (teletubies)
The Heated Propogator is a horticultural device wherein the germination of thermosenseitive botanical specimens may be achieved, theretofore their reaching a sufficient stage whereby survival outside would be tolerated, whereafter they can be transplanted therefrom and replanted in suitable hardening containers thereinafter, becoming better aclimatised to harshers conditions therewith.
The adverbs are taking over therewithinafter! NOOOO!
Johnny Turbo is the alter-ego of Jonathan Brandstetter, who is based on a real life game developer, John C. Brandstetter. After the advertising campaign, John had a son named Jonathan Brandstetter. Tony, the sidekick and alleged sexual parter of Johnny Turbo, is based off of Tony Ancona.
See Hat Putato for history.
(This page has some strange history and was recreated several times.)
how wuz hat putato plaed? did bil kulin tos a putato at thu kuntestints? tat wud be uh funi.
( "In 2004 Gherkinmon, a pickle-type Digimon, became the first thingymon to win an Olympic Gold medal in the Vegetable Martial Arts category, flattening his opponent with a Gherkin Belch Attack. Although Gherkinmon was subsequently eaten in an unfortunate party incident, the Athens City Government will rename the Parthenon in his honor. etc. etc."). Ianb 22:11, 23 Jul 2004 (UTC)
A tragic end to a really great gherkin.
the president of pakistan is very werid because we have no idea who he is and he could also be related sadam husein and that isn't very good yours sincerely Anynonumus
What a bombshell! Does the CIA know anything about this?
Wazzup peeps, my name is TJ and my website is <removed>
Wazzup? Fo' shizzle!
dear sir,
I'm mr. (name removed), was complited bachalor degree in electrical and electronics engineering from jntu university hyderabad, a.p, india. after complition of b.tech i'm decided to study MS in UK.. so as per above mentioned programme please kindly give information for admission in your university...
thanking you sir
So are we... Lirath Q. Pynnor
Goatsefication is the sister phenomenon of gentrification. (A reference to the popular shocksite, goatse.cx, the word "goatse" is synonymous with asshole.) While gentrification deals with social class, per se-- the wealthier classes expel the poor from a given region-- goatsefication is class-neutral; it refers to the influx of unpleasant individuals-- known colloquially as assholes-- into a given region or occupational sector driven by a lust for money or power. As assholes are observed in all social classes, goatsefication cannot be blamed upon any single class of people; rather, it is a pervasive and powerful sociological force.
Corporate goatsefication
Goatsefication is feared but sometimes inevitable at high levels within corporations. The massive downsizings of the 1980s and 2000s, as well as the hypercompetitive "striver" culture, have been attributed to a thorough goatsefication of the American corporate workplace.
Goatsefication in gender relations
It is often observed (see: nice guy syndrome) in the United States that attractive women have a preponderance to date and be attracted to antisocial, deviant men, preferably of below-average intelligence. The rewarding of negative traits in the male gender has multiplied said ills (see: degradation by selection), and a goatsefication of massive swaths of the male sex is feared to be underway.
"The unlucky sufferer, bound hand and foot, was escorted to the nearest International House of Pancakes and force-fed various monstrosities festooned with nuts, cherries, syrup, chocolate chips, and whipped cream."
It is a well known fact that to get any Pokémon on a bus, you need to poke 'em on. Another fact is that Pikachu crosses the road on Combusken's day off. A jiggly food item is a wobbly buffet (Wobuffett). Also, Missingno. cannot evolve in to Missingyes or Missingmaybe. Only Magikarp can learn Super Wimpy Pathetic Attack, and only Feebas can learn You'll Never Find Me Without Gameshark Or Action Replay.
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Friday, May 11, 1984 - A transit of Earth from Mars takes place; no one is there to observe it.
(I left this there as well as it's a talk page. For info, Knock First is a teen reality room makeover show)
Hi my name is crystal. i would like to have my room made over because my room is never organized at all every thing is mainly like all over the place. I am in a couple of sports basketball, and softball as well and i enjoy them both. What can i say about my self i am mostly quiet unless i know you then i can be very out going and loud. I love to write poems. i would like to turn my room into a more grown up room. so there is not kiddy stuff any more, except for my care bears i can not live with out my care bears. And shane West i am a huge fan of his my dream in life is to meet him personaly. When i moved into the basement my parents made my room and all it is about is them and nothing to do about me at all. Yes i do have a boy friend we have been dating for a while now and we are vary happy with each other. i want to also make my room look a little more romantic as well. samantha, and crystal are like my two best friends . And i could never live with out my cat lucky she is like a person to me. i know i probably sound like a dork but you cna ask any of my friends i need a new room just to chill and also my boy friend will agree wiht you also. And i will be a senior this year and after i graduate i am goign to college and i am so exciting to be graduating.
well i hope this helps you
sincerly yours,
crystal
I Need help my room is like a torchure chamber!!!
Dear Knock First,
My name is Meghan Bradigan, and I'm 13. I live in Sunbury,PA. Right now i have to share my room with my older sister Kim when she comes home from college. We both kinda have our own likes and dislikes. And we like different music and things like that. We need help getting the room into our own "groove". I would really like a place i could hang out, do my homework, listen to music and when the time comes chill with my boyfriend. My room looks horrible... it hasnt been done since my mom and dad added it on to the house. Its an ugly color blue and the carpet is old and wore-out.I have had to share a room with one of my sisters all my life. I have a mix of things i like in there right now like hourses, stuffed animals, music, awards, and clothes. I'm into dancing, music {most kinds}, clothes/fashion. But my most favorite thing i like doing is dancing because its a way of expressing myself my own indavidual way. I try to go to all of our school dances. Most of the shows i watch are like MTV, VH1, Knock First, and Trading Spaces. My mom and dad dont have the time right now to do it or the money with my sister going to college. If there is anyway possible I would love it if you could come and redo my room. Its in need of some major make-over help. This would be like a dream come true if you could help me with my problem. P.S. please help me!!!
Help needed, Meghan Bradigan
And yet, this user makes perfectly normal and unobjectionable edits....
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Could you please write your edit summaries in plain English? They would be much more helpful than the leetspeak summaries that you are currently using. Thanks. Guanaco 17:05, Aug 6, 2004 (UTC)
Well, mostly normal.
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... To prevent casual use or misuse, the hydrant requires special tools to be opened, usually a large wrench with a pentagon-shaped socket. Due to their size and construction, a large amount of force is required to uncap the hydrant and open the valve. ...
BOOM!!!
This page just exploded.
Hello Raul, I think it was very vicouls from you to valdalize the Baltic Institute entry from the Gdansk article. Please stop this or you mey be blocked from Wikipdia.
Hearties, Dikky (1886-1932), Norwegian dancer, choreographer, and theatre actor. Born in Nordkapp, Northern Norway, Hearties began training as a dancer at the age of six and made his debut at the Theatre Royal in Estonia, in 1903. In 1906 he joined the dance company of Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova on its first tour of Austria and Luxembourg. In the early 1910s he went to Britain to further study Ballet. In 1913 he began dancing full time with the newly formed Sadler's Wells Ballet (now Royal Ballet), becoming its lead dancer only three years later. He made his acting debut on stage as Oberon in A Midsummer Night's Dream by Shakespeare in 1917. In 1923 Hearties became the principal choreographer of the Royal Ballet.
Soon after, he started experiencing symptoms of what is now understood to be the early stages of bowl cancer yet managed to perform many highly acclaimed ballets he is associated with include Hamlet, Miracle in the Gorbals, Comus, and The Birds. In 1928 he became terminally disabled, no longer able to dance he returned to Norway and joined the Royal Norse Ballet to work as a choreographer. The following year he became its joint artistic director with Bare van Rolloffle. He left ballet in 1931 when the treatment he was receiving turned him senile, Hearties would go through phases where he believed himself to be an African, in August of 1932 he passed away in his sleep. Hearties received many national and international honours for his outstanding contribution to the world of ballet.
Under the section "Relevance to Ireland Information Guide":
A plot of RAM usage of the Ireland Information Guide web servers is in the shape of a sawtooth wave (http://wikimedia.org/stats/live/org.wikimedia.browne.squid.cache.ram.usage.html): memory leaks cause memory use to increase linearly until reboot at which point it falls to minimum. When this repeats a sawtooth wave is produced.
Hello. Please write in complete sentences. If you havn't already, check out Ireland Information Guide:How to edit a page . . .
From the talk page of Lucky 6.9 comes concern for the welfare of poor Lucky's sanity during a VfD discussion involving sockpuppets. We begin with our very own Dpbsmith and "friends"...
I'm concerned about your comment at Ireland Information Guide:Votes_for_deletion/Avigad_Berman. I hate sockpuppets too, but please try to relax—I want you to stick around. Dpbsmith (talk) 00:56, 10 Aug 2004 (UTC)
P. S. I haven't got any cookies, but may I offer you some fried dough?
well. there should be a entry about this dutch legend but there isnt. and i dont feel like adding one. c ya.
This number in roman numerals is MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCCXIII.
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batman touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his batmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told batman the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.
can you believe it? batman did all this. he picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the batmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
they definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did batman care? NO WAY! he just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with batman but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
this got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. then he drove the batmobile to my house and ejected the seat i was in! it was amazing. but surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????
Why, no! Just don't tell Robin. He'll be crushed.
No member of the space corp may report for duty in a ginger toupee.
I once dated a girl named Ginger Toupee...
What is it?
Fairy bread (or faerie breade(OE))is white bread lightly spread with margarine or butter, and then sprinkled with hundreds and thousands (also known as sprinkles or fairies, consisting of small balls of coloured sugar).
History
Fairy bread is most commonly served at children's parties as a sweet yet more filling alternative to lollies. The earliest known historical reference to it was during the witch trials of the middle ages in Europe, where its production was considered to be a sign of 'charming'. Since then it has lost its stigma and since its introduction to the 'speak-easies' of the United States during prohibition in the 1920s has steadily increased in popularity.
International variations
In Australia fairy bread is found almost exclusively at children's parties. Slices of the bread are typically cut into triangles and stacked tastefully on the host's paper plate.
In Belize, the consumption of fairy bread (or ferrille brae) is food eaten traditionally the day after the winter solstice, to encourage the fairies to bring spring with the warm Mediterranean winds.
In Cuba, fairy bread is thought to be an aphrodisiac and is often given by the woman to the man as a sign of willingness to engage in sexual activity.
In Denmark there is a variation in the recipe, where instead of using sprinkles (fairies) the chefs use winkles (elves). These are green in colour and are beleived to bring good luck.
In France fairy bread is outlawed due to its links to witchcraft.
Greece uses olive oil in place of margarine and coloured anchovies in place of fairies.
Holland, believed to be one of the earliest consumers of fairy bread, historically errected temples to the Queen of Fairies, Jaap T'Hooftendenhaagenvandrooselveltbreadsprinkleendonut. Today, the complex rituals conducted in the 9th century AD have been reduced to a quick prayer before consumption. The Dutch also credit her with the creation of doughnuts.
For more information about fairy bread, ask your local fairies (found in your local supermarket).
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A spoon is also commonly used as a tool to inflict pain; one might simply repeatedly strike another person with it for extended periods of time to cause great physical and mental damage.
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