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CLOCKSPIDER IS 1337.
NUMBAR OF LEGS
KONTRARY TO POPULAR BELEIF CLOCKSPIDER HAS 9 THICK HAIRLY LEGS. 8 OF THEM ARE FOR GGING TEH NOOBS, AND 9TH OEN IS ONLY FOR TEH LADIES OR ELVN-Z.
PREFERED CLOCKS
CLOCKSPIDER LIEKS CLOCKS WITH LOTS OF ROOM BUT NICE AND MOIST AND DAMP AND DARK. THEY HAVE TO BE BIG BUT SMALL, SHORT YET SKINNY, AND SEXY YET REPULSIVE.
THINGS CLOCKSPIDER DOES
PWNZ THINGS WITH TEH LEGS INCLUDING CHAIRS, ELVN PPL, TILLERMAN, GEEPHASER, AND VIRGINITIES OF ONLINE GIRLS
STUFF CLOCKSPIDER DOES WHEN NOT PWNING STUFF WITH LEGS
SOMETIMES CLOCKSPIDER KILLS HIMSELF TO SELL MORE RECORDS, OTHER TIMES HE SINGS SONGS ABOUT CHUCK CADMAN, MONGREL CATS, OR FEET THAT ARE IN FRONT OF TEH OTHAR
I NEED MOER HEADERS SO IT LOOKS REALLY ORGANIZED AND STUFF
SINED
WSAFG
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Someone needs to lay off the acid!
The product mascot of Kool-Aid is a gigantic anthropomorphic pitcher filled with some kind of anonymous red liquid (Maybe it's drugs, who knows?) that seemingly at random bursts through walls with complete disregard for human life, causing countless thousands of dollars in property damage, he then chuckles and utters his thought-terminating catchphrase 'Oh Yeah!', he has yet to apprehended, if you know anything about the wherabouts of this wanted fugitive, please call 1-800-555-KOOL or notify your local authorities, consider him armed and very dangerous.
Tilgate is the best place in Crawley, it is where i spent most of my childhood, and i cant think of anywhere more pleasent. The forest is so lovely that you could spend all summer ther and still not have seen it in all its glory! i love tilgate!
Who knows?
A website that gives you a cheese-based personality profile.
For kicks, I went to this site and answered the questions.
And then I entered the Twilight Zone. I was told that, in terms of cheese, I was an Adventure Seeker. Two paragraphs followed.
"You are apt to choose cheeses that dare to defy the limits, like spicy Jalapeño Jack, smoked Gouda or an intensely flavored Gorgonzola."
And then in paragraph 2:
"Bold cheeses can be incorporated into any meal. For the thrillseeker in you, try topping thin ginger cookies with a spicy, piquant Gorgonzola or tangy blue cheese."
Now I am frightened.
External Link
The Cheese Profiler (http://www.astradyne.co.uk/cheese/)
We should all be frightened of people like this guy.
In the increasingly competitive world of business, where cost cutting is essential, a new trend in labour is being embraced. With many businesses failing to reap rewards of traditional outsourcing, a different source of labour is being exploited, Gnomes.
Why Gnomes? Well first of all Gnomes are not human, so do not apply to the traditional human rights laws, and the currency of the Gnomes (called gnorbs) is nominal to humans. A well paid Gnome can be paid 100 000 gnorbs a year (Equivilent to US $20).
GNOMES are employed in various sectors, skilled and unskilled. Internet media giant Fark.com has recently set up customer service centre that exclusivley employs Gnomes (See here for details (http://webpages.charter.net/paladeacon/totalfarkcallcenter.jpg)). A recent report also published by Fark.com shows various careers that gnomes participate in (See report here (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1014371)).
While human workers despise this trend, Gnome unions welcome the trend, long bored by their careers in the garden, they are increasingly becomeing a politcal force in business. President George W. Bush has employed many gnomes as part as his election campaign.
Other creatures are also getting in on the act. Elves, Fairies, Geeks, Trolls and Monkeys are also making inroads doing the "dirty work". The old quote is, "It's a dirty job, but someone has got to do it" is answered by the labour forces of these creatures.
See subpage.
"Twink" was listed as a slang term for a thin gay man. We pick up the conversation in the middle...
The term 12th man refers to the fans in American Football. The name derives from the fact that there are 11 players on a side, but the presences of the fans in the stands impacts the game play as well, hence they are "The 12th Man." Fans impact the game play in many ways, both tangible and untangible. One obvious impact is the effect of the noise. 80,000 screaming fans makes it difficult for the opposing team's offense to call a play at the line of scrimmage. Lineman and wide receivers are unable to hear the snap count and are likely to go offside or be late coming off the snap. Having a large supportive crowd motivates players, so a home team that is playing well will reap the morale boost and play even better. Similarly, an opposing team that dominates play will take the fans out of the game, and the home team will have a packed but silent stadium. Often, when a team is significantly behind in the fourth quarter, fans (see traitors) will begin to head for the parking lot to beat the traffic back. This is usually a good sign that the game is over for the home team.
This is a sandbox created to show how vague not having background fill colors for non-articles is.
Our Discordian friends have dropped another rare gem on us.
A collection of works on Discordia, written by various Discordian saints, sinners, popes, priests, madmen, miscreants, degenerates, straight-arrows, etc... Compiled from various non-copyrighted (or Kopylefted) sources by Reverend DrJon Swabey and published sometime in the 21st century (the date on the document says 2001, but we're not going to fall for that one).
Although some Discordian cabals consider the work to be canonical (some even going as far as considering it the only canonical Discordian work), there are also many who discount the validity of the document. Others amongst the Discordian movement discount the idea of there being any canonical literature other than Dr. Ramos Montecino's 1667 work Howe to Mayke a Cannon. Most people would probably agree, however, that there are far better things to do with one's time than to shoot works of literature out of any firearm whatsoever.
Thanks to the work of Rev. DrJon, many Discordian writings have been brought together in one place where without him, they may have been lost to the grainy particles of temporality -- leaving us free to peruse or ignore the work at our leisure and for overzealous lunatics to print copies of it so that they may have something to feed the bonfires that warm their cold, empty hearts.
thinness doens't necessarily equate with good health, it just looks better
The Code Fairy is a fictional spirit said to eat semicolons and curly braces from computer source code.
It is well known that the Windows code fairy has the largest wings but cannot fly. The Apple code fairy has the most beautiful wings but they are so small that everyone believes they don't exist. The Linux code fairy looks different depending on who kissed it last. The UNIX code fairy looks like grumpy and old. The SCO-Linux code fairy looks like a lawyer and pursues anyone who kisses the Linux code fairy.
The Code Fairy is an example of folklore mythology which non-programmers know is fiction, but which is sometimes presented by computer programmers as fact, as a way of explaning how a computer program stops working after compiling it, without altering the source code.
The affected software does not include programs written in assembler, which is more subject to bit rot due to its age and smaller size. Other immune varieties include Visual Basic, due to its lack of edible punctuation, and scripts which have a short life span and often end up in a bit bucket before reaching maturity -- especially on websites, which are plagued by Shub-Internet and link rot. This is disputed by traditionalists, who attribute the various immunities to lack of imagination. XHTML was an attempt to protect source code by ensuring that it was always placed within protective punctuation with sharp corners (). When wikis replaced pointy puctuation with square brackets, it was found that vandals thrived on the new websites, while visiting trolls usually returned to their normal feeding grounds on Usenet and other sites where punctuation was only used for emoticons.
When the age and declining popularity of the C programming language threatened to endanger the Code Fairy, groups of developers gathered at conferences and in committees to clap hands and state their beliefs, ensuring that semicolons and curly braces remained in languages such as C++ and C#. However, many languages in the curly brace family chose to avoid compilers completely, proving that there's more than one way to generate software problems.
Another Code Fairy is the entity responsible for delivering software enhancements that are requested by users and managers and make demands beyond current technology and resource constraints. She is often described as pert or agile. Project managers and software often use the Code Fairy to resolve "scheduling conflicts". Her natural enemies include the Scope creep, who often lurks alongside the Critical path. The Critical chain is sometimes used to restrain those who attempt to invoke her talents.
Jamal Adeen is the son of Clarence Thomas.His lack of attentionthe mdia is the reason why America doesn't know him and why this entry about him doesn't tell much.I thimk America should pay more attention to this mysterious man.
No wonder you never see them photographed together!
christiano renaldo is sooooooooo fit 4eva and he is just sooooo gorgeous if you r single give us a call :) love ya loads from laura and racheal in dover/kent/england x x x x x x x x
Pornocracy is government or domination of government by whores.
Manson and Twiggy star in a snuff porno movie, which consists of naked Manson blowing his brains out over two naked girls, and naked twiggy. It is hilarious.
The story goes that Director David Lynch asked them to cameo after Trent Reznor locked them out the studio, whether this is true or not...
The feel-good movie of the year! Two thumbs up!
In the world of One Piece, All Blue is a mythical ocean. It is said that any fish that exists anywhere in the world can be found in All Blue.
the black man is god
The only problem occurs in the idiocy of British spellings. These are plain foolhardy. Americans, as the de facto rulers of the world, should have the final say in these matters.
The article Surrendered wife was placed in Category:BDSM.
despite what the wiki on l33td00d says, he's a faggot. I am way cooler and better in everyway that him or anyone else(except at faggotry).
Honestly, I just put this up for the title. Meelar (talk) 03:23, 7 Jul 2004 (UTC)
Wikipower is the corrupt actions undertaken by a certain clique of Wikimember elitists who attempt to prostitute their way up, attaining more powerful administrative positions by harassing non-administrative members of the community.
The purpose for such actions is to win approval from their higher-up's, so that they might be nominated for progressively higher Wikimember ranks, including special privileges, like the ability to ban, censor and libel Wikimembers who are ranked lower than they are, especially Wikimembers who do not login, and instead simply use their I.P. address as their name.
Such Wikimembers who make use only of their I.P. address, and not some cheesy, unentertaining user name or pseudonym are considered substandard Ireland Information Guide users by those in the upper-class of Wikimembers. Such discrimination is racism of the highest order, yet the upper-ranking Wiki members refuse to acknowledge this. Several Wikimembers have become high on Wikipower, which creates an exaggerated sense of self-importance and the closed-minded ignorance that those members are always "right" and any who oppose them are always "wrong".
Several such members who have taken part in abusive actions due to Wikipower have gone so far as to ban or censor other members without any explanation--they feel no explanation is needed. Any questions posed to the Wikipower addicts are either ignored or immediately deleted. At present, Wikipower threatens the integrity of the entire Ireland Information Guide project, as several people who are high on Wikipower have even broken American [[laws], such as those of slander, libel, psychological abuse, fraud, extorion, hate crimes, and could possibly be charged criminally with extortion, fraud, and/or treason, for violation of the U.S. Constitution, namely that which states that all American citizens have the right to defend themselves in court.
Category:Ireland Information Guide
This is a movie featuring explicit sexual activity with a girl under the age of 16. God Bless America.
Screen saver is a utility program that changes the screen display of your computer when is not been use in a period of time.A Screen saver can be moving image and text or it can just be an image. Old computer had a screen saver but it was just a black screen that appears when you dint use it. Now you can have sound in your screen saver for example you can have a screen saver of a water fall and heir the water flowing down. Some screen saver let you customize them and you’re also able to put the time you want them to appear after your computer is not in use. Computer now have several of screen saver you can choose from.
Folks, "dint" let your computer suffer from black screen, especially since computer now have several screen saver.
Rather than a genre, Spirit Music is more related to execution. Spirit Music can be generally be classified by an overal lack of musical ability, and the complete disregard of the quality of sound by the person playing. A good example of Spirit Music would be on the Peal Street Mall, where timeless classics are regularly butchered by drunk/stone hippies who insist that thier out-of-tune-banjo-solo completely surpasses the masterfully produced quality of the original artist. In many cases entire songs are recreated with Bongo drums, where every instrument of a particular song is reproduced with a different bongo. Even the lyrics. Aside from the irritating and sometimes murder-inspring sound, Spirt Music is more times than most, accompanied by the horrific smell of the person(s) playing.
"Spread-eagle" is a colloquial description of a stance, where one's legs are spead far appart, rendering them functionally immobile, or prostrate for peccant pestiferous phallic penetration.
An anti-ambulatory article awash with alliteration.
UOP costs approximately $24,000 if you live off campus with no housing. With housing it costs approximately $32,000. They have a forced medical insurance policy that sucks. The health center costs about $150 a semester and is useless.
ASUOP steals a few hundred a semester from each student (and their is 3000 of us) to have events and sponser clubs, however the money never ends up going for what they claim.
UOP is a scam!
Viva la SIS!
"Their is 3000 of us," "sponser clubs" and "off campus" as opposed to "off-campus?" There's twenty-four grand down the tubes.
Red-Light Area - A place where prostitutes gather and form sort of a colony.
While editing an article on a certain type of joke, I realized that in my toolbar, it said "Editing your mom". Meelar (talk) 04:41, 9 Jul 2004 (UTC)
Mallacoota is a small town in the Gippsland region of northeastern Victoria, Australia. It is known for its birds, the swampy estuary surrounding it, and its ridiculously overtopped pizzas.
I have a friend whose favorite toppings are anchovy and onion. I should send him to Australia!
...poop. Heh heh. poop...
almost entirely a discreet lavender shade to royal purple in it's natural state, the rainforest amethyst python is mostly misunderstood as a predator. chameleon-like, it is able to assume the colors of it's environment, and the vibratory state of it's zeitgeist, so as to appear practically invisible to the naked eye. having an advanced, reptilian mind - the rainforest amethyst python prefers energy to blood-letting. it is mostly a vegetarian, deriving elusive thought densities from trees and vegetables, unless it's *primal urges* are unleashed. in which case, statistics have shown it to be a viable force, often resulting in amelioration of the victim. but these cases are rare - the amethyst python does not like to be surprised, and with it's advanced reptilian sensitivities, it is a cold day in hades when this python can be bothered to strike anyone, at any time, for any reason. but cases have been documented where it has been disturbed to the extent that it has become stricken agog by puppies, kittens, rainbows, and cute little children. this has caused the python, in all cases, to molt to a higher level. beneath the scaley exterior of this sublime snake, lies a map to some treasure. the trick is resonating with it's feral aspects. there is no previous history for such a phenomenon, and no proof that it is true. over 12 feet long in it's stockinged feet, this misunderstood predator reached peak popularity back in 1968, when it was being chopped up and sold as 'pendants' for airy-fairy flower children who were too zonked for cost-comparison. as a result of this, many native cultures began making jewelry and touchstones out of the shed skin, resulting in the "endangered species" qualification of the sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties, and into the new millenium. nobody much cares about this python, as it is ineffectual when it comes to violence and rock and roll. As a result, the rainforests in Brazil are being cut down at an alarming rate, and being replaced by flatulant cows. the glaciers are melting and the coastlines should rise between 1 and 3 feet in the next two years. a meteor, strategically endowed by a superior alien race from somewhere in alpha centauri, is scheduled to hit the earth between 2004 - 2012 C.E., aimed at the rainforest pythons, but not guaranteed to hit them. poetic at heart, the totem of the python was examplary in the souls of Elvis and John Lennon. That they were called to such violent deaths is another example of the lethal power of the rainforest python. whatever the python inhabits becomes destroyed eventually, thus far. those silly guys dressing up like Elvis should be construed as imposters. IF your path should cross that of a rain forest python, be sure that the wind is at your back. endowed with a superior sense of smell, the rainforest python is certain to identify you by your scents.
Dr. Conscience
Krikey!
The campus is large and has some wildlife, mainly deer, monkeys and undergrads.
http://en.Ireland Information Guide.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Adolf_Hitler&oldid=4542611
Bathing in bathtub. Tub bathing is usually done Nude.
Usually?
A piece of furniture used for bathing. A bathtub is usually placed in a Bathroom. Bathing in bathtub is called tub bathing.
Furniture?
very similar to street fighter zero ( great game, yet only released for sega saturn :( ). i believe this game to out-do sf-zero for the fact that it has more characters and you have the 3 secret characters from street fighter zero already on the selection screen without having to put in a code or do anything special. (on a scale of 1-10) game-play = *9*, graphics *9*, character development *8*, and game-quality *10*. this as you can see is one of my favorite games of all time. i love street fighter. this game is a hard game to find... it was released november of 96 in japan, but was delayed in america. it came out later in 98 when nintendo 64's were selling like hot-cakes when everyone was ancious to see what the new graphic and advanced games were like. so as everyone lost interest in super nintendo and quickly became interested in saving there cash for the 64, street fighter alpha 2 was also lost. not many ppl own this game. it is a hard one to find. i found it on www.ebay.com . i think that it is the #1 arcade-like fighting game for snes.
-luke j. bunch
kansas
toraja........ do you know what is toraja ? toraja is the most beautyful place! do you wanna know how beauty it? toraja,it same bali. if you in INDONESIA right now ,don't forgate to visit TORAJA.Oke
Call your travel agent or 1-800-ENGRISH.
Many members of the cast met rather gruesome fates after the film wrapped. Actor Milos killed his girlfriend and himself in 1966. Actress Ann Atmar, who plays Shatner's sister, committed suicide mere weeks after the film wrapped. The daughter of actress Eloise Hardt was kidnapped and murdered. William Shatner starred in a Gene Roddenberry series.
Another thumbs-down for "Fahrenheit 9/11."
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